Used Butt Plug

Small Used Butt Plug

Used Butt Plug

£6.99

Whether you’re looking to treat a friend who needs a laugh, tell your boss to stick it up their hamster channel, or get some payback on an ex, a used butt plug is the perfect gift.

Your shiny “brand new” butt plug will be delivered in a nice bright pink envelope to ensure maximum embarrassment and or rage.

Do you want to include a custom message?

Wet Wipes

Just in case someone forgets to cut their nails.

Yes Please. (+£1.00)

Lube them up

We’ll include a lovely sachet of lube so your victim can enjoy, less the friction.

Lube me up (+£1.00)

Sick Bag

You say condom, we say sick bag. We’ll throw in a sick bag so your victim can go F**K themselves. #Harsh

DO IT! F**K’EM (+£1.00)

Shit Birthday Card

We’ll write you custom message in a shit smeared birthday card.

Let’s av’it (+£1.50)

Our used butt plugs feature a stainless steal body with a lovely placed shiny jewel, perfect for jamming in your tea towel holder to add that “bit of bling” to you rear view. Just imagine, you’re about to bed down with a hot new date when all of a sudden they catch a glimpse of your shiny brown eye.

*Please note, the colour of you plugs jewel may differ from the picture but, its still be shiny.