Used Cock Ring

Used Cock Ring

£6.99

Do you want to include a custom message?

Wet Wipes

Just in case someone forgets to cut their nails.

Yes Please. (+£1.00)

Lube them up

We’ll include a lovely sachet of lube so your victim can enjoy, less the friction.

Lube me up (+£1.00)

Sick Bag

You say condom, we say sick bag. We’ll throw in a sick bag so your victim can go F**K themselves. #Harsh

DO IT! F**K’EM (+£1.00)

Shit Birthday Card

We’ll write you custom message in a shit smeared birthday card.

Let’s av’it (+£1.50)

Do you know someone who tends to end the party too quickly? Fear not you crafty shopper, our used cock ring prank will not only fuel a bundle of laughs, or rage but it’ll provide your lucky recipient with a soft and stretchy, not so used cock ring to help prolong the good times.