Used Dildo

Used Dildo

£6.99

There’s no better gift that says “GO F**K YOURSELF” than a used dildo. This mid sized rubber fella is guaranteed to bring on a cheeky little knee trembler to the lucky recipient. #maybe

Do you want to include a custom message?

Wet Wipes

Just in case someone forgets to cut their nails.

Yes Please. (+£1.00)

Lube them up

We’ll include a lovely sachet of lube so your victim can enjoy, less the friction.

Lube me up (+£1.00)

Sick Bag

You say condom, we say sick bag. We’ll throw in a sick bag so your victim can go F**K themselves. #Harsh

DO IT! F**K’EM (+£1.00)

Shit Birthday Card

We’ll write you custom message in a shit smeared birthday card.

Let’s av’it (+£1.50)

Crafted in the classic style, our middle of the road sized dildos are the perfect gift to make someone laugh or cause offence. Available in flesh and clear colours, our Unisex TPE rubber dongs are delivered in a bright pink envelope for maximum embarrassment and or offence.