THE MOST HILARIOUS POSTAL PRANK
USED SEX TOYS
Embarrass a friend, your family or a foe. Used Sex Toys is the internets most hilalrious prank.
- 100% Anonymous
- Includes an actual sex toy
- FREE Delivery
How does it work?
Easy Peasy, Dildo Squeezy! Just follow three easy steps to embarrass a friend, tell your boss to go **** themselves, or get pay pack on an ex. Whoever you choose, you’re guaranteed a bus load of laughs.
1. PICK A VICTIM
Will it be your next door neighbour? Your mum or dad? You could even risk being fired by sending your boss a used sex toy! #YouKnowYouWantTo
2. CHOOSE A TOY
We offer three lovely used sex toys to choose from. Pick a dildo, a butt plug or a cock ring. Pick some hilarious upgrades and then you're ready to check out.
3. LAUGH!!!
Sick back and laugh yourself silly knowing your victim will soon be receiving a lovely bright envelope with used sex toys written all over it. #DirtySods
That’s right, when you order with us your victim will receive an actual sex toy. And, don’t’ forget, we offer some hilarious upgrades to ensure the embarrassment factor is full on. The LOL’s will just keep on coming. So, for only £8.99, embarrass a friend, get payback on an ex, or cheer up your miserable boss.
What we send is 100% anonymous with absolutely ZERO details about who, from where or why. Unless you prank Sherlock Holmes or Batman, they'll never know.
What kind of prank would this be with a real sex toy?! Don't worry though, they are brand new.
Compliment your rubber cock, butt plug or cock ring with one or more of our hilarious upgrades.
Your victim will receive...
A CUSTOMISED ENVELOPE
There's no immediate giveaway this is a postal prank, and ensures maximum emarrasment on delivery.
AN ACTUAL TOY(S)
They'll get a brand new, dildo, butt plug, cock ring or maybe all three plus any upgrades you decide to include.
CARD AND UPGRADES
They'll receive a lovely card explaining its a prank with your hand written custom message and any upgrades.